In Church
14.Applaud after the sermon.
15.Yell "I have to peepee!"
16.Squirm.
17.Doodle in the missal.
18.During the offering, help yourself to a little change.
19.Fidget.
20.If the minister looks at you, stick out your tounge.
21.Yawn.
22.Burp loudly during the homily.
23.Fall asleep.
24.Stare at the people behind you.
25.Snore.

At the Grocery Store
26.Sneak things into their shopping cart (fake fingernails, corn pads, puffy canned goods, etc.).
27.Claim you're lost and have your mom paged.
28.Practice you juggling with a few grade-A eggs.
29.Lick the fruit.
30.Lie in the freezer case and pretend you're frozen.
31.Rearrange the merchandise.
32.Change the price tags on everything.
33.Eat as much stuff as you possibly can before you get to the checkout line.
34.Demand to sit in the cart.
35.Squeeze the cream filled donuts.
36.Open all the cereal boxes on the shelves and fish out the prizes.
37.See if you can remove the bottom can from the giant beet display.

At Fancy Restaurants

38.Request a Booster seat
39.Call the waiter "garcon."
40.Blow bubbles in your milk.
41.Tie your napkin on your head.
42.Send back your ice water, saying it's not cold enough.
43.Eat everything with your fingers.
44.Ask to see the chef.
45.Ask to have a sip of their wine.
46.Order the most expensive thing on the menu.
47.Eat only a few bites of your meal, then complain of a stomachache.
48.Order dessert.
49.If they refuse to let you have dessert, throw a tantrum.
ALWAYS
50.Tell your parents you love them so much you never, ever want to leave home.


oh and dont foreget number one:
1.Be yourself man!

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