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Why you are here:
1.Because this site is better than anyone else's (hint hint ryan and paul) Heck its better than yahoo!

2.You like the simpsons and Incubus!

3.You like me!

4.You are a pathetic nerd who surfs the internet! I mean what is that?

5.You have absolutely nothing better to do.

6.An error, you must have typed wrong, so learn yourself how to type!
Why this website never gets updated:
10.It takes forever
9.No one visits it anyway
8.If you really want to know what is going on in my life, call me, dont refer to this website, for the love of god! (note: refers to only people who actually know me and have my phone number, actually nevermind, those are the only people who come to this site, if people come here at all, but if by chance you want to contact me just email me)
7.Procrastination
6.I'd rather be listening to music, and you know, chillin, little bit of illin
5.I have homework, which refers back to number 7
4.I'm watching jerry springer with nick to see if mable is on
3.I'm busy doing nothing, b/c you know, nothing takes up a lot of time
2.I just plain don't want to

okay i'll tell you the truth now:

1.I'm just a very popular important busy really really really really really really ridiculously good looking person who has to be a lot of places and do a lot of things, you know, everyone wants a piece of me, im so hot right now 		Me!
This is me in Spain at a flamenco dance, I know, my incredible beauty is blinding, yeah sorry bout that.

Simpson Wonders:
1.Everyone has been the same age for 15 years
2.Everyone wears the same clothes everyday
3.They only have 4 fingers
4.Bart has graduated from 4th grade 5 times
5.When Bart gets older he is unemployed and living at the white house with lisa, the chief Justice, a male stripper, and living with his parents all at the same time.
6.Some days homer weighs 409lbs. and some days 239lbs.
7.Krusty never knows who bart is eventhough bart has: a)freed krusty from jail b)United him with is father c)arranged a comback special (more than once) d)Uncoverd that krusty cheats on his taxes and ruined his career only to discover him as a fisherman and bring him back to stardom e)was his stagehand and the "I didn't do it" boy in skits with krusty and many many more things
8.Everyone calls the comic book guy, the comic book guy
9.Homer seems to have a lot of time on his hands to be a)a bodyguard for the mayor b)a singer in the b sharps c)an astronaut d)a clown e)a safty inspector
f)a salesman g)Owner of the denver broncos h) a professional boxer i)a professional babysitter j)a Internet business....man k)Mr. X l)Max Powers
10.Mr. Burns has no idea who homer simpson is eventhough the following things have happened: Have you actually seen the simpsons? then you know every episode invloved something like this so theres no way in hell im gonna start listing
11.Troy mclure was in the movie, the presidents neck is missing
12.Smithers, gay right? have you seen the 138th spectacular? Why cant they just say that? if you havent seen that episonde nevermind

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